Finally, a Beer Brand for The MAGA Crowd
By Joe Pye
For twice the price of Bud Light, you can drink “Ultra Right.”
Are you scared Bud Light may turn you gay? There’s a new beer for you.
“Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right” looks like it tastes just as bad as its competitor with even worse taste in branding. Brought to you by a guy who helped Trump’s Georgia campaign in 2016 – this beer brand’s creator promises to never “go woke.”
“As conservatives, we’re constantly getting hit in the face left and right by the ‘woke mind virus.’ The last place we want it is in our beer,” Seth Weathers says in a promotional video on Twitter. “If you know which bathroom to use, you know which beer you should be drinking. Stop giving money to ‘woke corporations’ that hate our values.”
To protect those values, you can pay twice the price of one shitty beer company for another. But at least this one is proudly scared of transgender people.
“Ultra Right” is only available for online preorders right now. Weathers launched the now-viral video yesterday and claims to have already received “thousands of orders.” Here’s why those customers are pathetic…
What a grift
It’s $20 for six 12-ounce cans, and the customer is responsible for shipping costs. It would cost $16 to ship one to me in South Florida.
If you’re willing to spend $36 on a six-pack of beer simply because of marketing, you’re just dumb. Then again, these are the kind of people who still believe the 2020 election was stolen and Covid vaccines will kill you. So I’m not shocked.
This is really a great grift for Weathers. I mean, he’s a piece of shit but I kind of envy him right now. Is transphobia worth paying a premium for cheap beer? He’s going to rake in a small fortune for this stunt because he knows this base is that dumb.
At the end of the day, “Ultra Right” has a shelf life. Once all the freakshows get their beer and post photos of it online, the right-wing shitshow will move on. No one cares enough about “their values” to continue spending that kind of money on cheap beer.
I do marvel at how hypocritical this crowd of people is. They rant about freedom and “cancel culture.” But trans people feeling free to be who they are is a bridge too far. One where they can’t put their fear in words. Instead, they shoot cases of Bud Light with rifles.
Here’s a mild Xanax dose to the MAGA freaks in my state: Anheuser Busch has still donated $35,000 to anti-LGBT lawmakers. Big Beer doesn’t care about you and your values – just your money. Gay or not, it’s still green. You’re not special and your “values” have no monetary value.
Drink whatever beer you want and let people be who they are.